July 2012
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June 2012
89 posts
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: I WILL END YOU.
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“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your...”
– Montaigne
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Fail level: facepalm
mylifeismedschool:
Dear someone:
We need more people learning and understanding reproduction/sex ed so that later when I’m in Population Health learning about individuals born into poor S/E or educational factors I don’t cringe thinking about this:
#endrant
#MLIMS
Sometimes, I wonder, why there are stupid people? Entertainment.
“In every girl’s life there will always be those three guys…the one she loves,...”
– Anonymous
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Guide to Circular Gallifreyan →
levi3o4:
Oh come on this is just bloody awesome. Not even because Doctor Who, but because linguistics. It’s absolutely gorgeous as a system.
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“Move On” -Junho and Wooyoung (2PM)
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“You know how advice is - you only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to...”
– John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent (via vanished)
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Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all these great things and helps people I love him
Martha: Wow The Doctor is so great he's really fantastic I love him he's so smart and talented and does such wonderful things
Amy: Omg The Doctor is fantastic he's so magical and charming and smart and funny and incredible and he's my best friend
Donna: You stupid alien boy omg you dumbass how are you such a skinny piece of shit you're not mating with me
martin freeman: they've lit me very roundly. that's why i look round. otherwise i look very chiseled in real life.
mark gatiss: you do look chiseled.
martin freeman: chiseled out of what exactly?
benedict cumberbatch: MARSHMALLOWWWWWWWW
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Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek that ever... →
“People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in...”
– Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing
